A nonexistent word originating in the southmost tip of Texas. Beef Steak is thinly sliced meat used on a local cuisine called Tacos. The raza of the region can't pronounce beef steak because they got too much of Mexico in them.....so it comes out as Bistek instead of Beef Steaks.
"Jes sir can you pease give me an order of tacosde bistek"
Bastard spoken in a northern US accent, especially relevant when the subject is a really big bastard who likes to tout his bastardom all across Midamerica
"Eric, you faggotty-ass biested, why don't you go and have anal sex with a horny South Americangoat, as such is your preferences."
"Why yes, such an act is my preference, seeing how I am a true biested"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'