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Bastard spoken in a northern US accent, especially relevant when the subject is a really big bastard who likes to tout his bastardom all across Midamerica
"Eric, you faggotty-ass biested, why don't you go and have anal sex with a horny South American goat, as such is your preferences."
"Why yes, such an act is my preference, seeing how I am a true biested"
biested by SKB99 November 4, 2006

Pete Bested 

When you are forced to leave a group against your own wishes and the group achieves success or happiness without you.
Pete best was fired form The Beatles, and replaced by Ringo Star; before the Beatles reached commercial success.
I got Pete Bested when I was cut from the team and they went on to win the championship.
Pete Bested by Brian J. Quinn April 17, 2012
The effect of consuming alcohol until one becomes "buzzed;" which is then combined with marijuana or tobacco.

This acts as a lighter but smoother layer of twisted, often for those who perfer to relax, adventure, and walk around neighborhoods all night long.

Make love.
Mike: Yo, we got pretty damn bisted last night.
Anthony: Hell yeah we did, but the walk was amazing, relaxing, stupendous, fantastic, and all that goodd.
Mike: Word.
Bisted by Jeffery Hawkings July 19, 2009
1: To be owned like a little school girl, preferably on your own host (see halo the game)
2: To be taken advantage of
1:You got bested on your own host? tsk tsk...
2:
Nikkah 1:Damn bro i got bested down at the dollar store today, that nikkah charged me $1.07 with tax
Nikkah 2:what da hell is dis tax shit?
Bested by JeffGodofALL August 16, 2004
: To be completely conquered by some one, you have no self esteem left, or anyway do make a witty come back, lost for words.

: self esteem killer.

: to be owned beyond recognition
bro he bested you, you were at a loss for words when he got you with that come back by the kosher king
Bested by Kosher king12 August 29, 2011
A girl w/ great style, could be a model or a business woman. Likes to get down on the weekends
The Biestek ran to the hott guys.
Biestek by URBFF November 13, 2003
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