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Bastard spoken in a northern US accent, especially relevant when the subject is a really big bastard who likes to tout his bastardom all across Midamerica
"Eric, you faggotty-ass biested, why don't you go and have anal sex with a horny South American goat, as such is your preferences."
"Why yes, such an act is my preference, seeing how I am a true biested"
biested by SKB99 November 4, 2006

Pete Bested 

When you are forced to leave a group against your own wishes and the group achieves success or happiness without you.
Pete best was fired form The Beatles, and replaced by Ringo Star; before the Beatles reached commercial success.
I got Pete Bested when I was cut from the team and they went on to win the championship.
Pete Bested by Brian J. Quinn April 17, 2012
The effect of consuming alcohol until one becomes "buzzed;" which is then combined with marijuana or tobacco.

This acts as a lighter but smoother layer of twisted, often for those who perfer to relax, adventure, and walk around neighborhoods all night long.

Make love.
Mike: Yo, we got pretty damn bisted last night.
Anthony: Hell yeah we did, but the walk was amazing, relaxing, stupendous, fantastic, and all that goodd.
Mike: Word.
Bisted by Jeffery Hawkings July 19, 2009
1: To be owned like a little school girl, preferably on your own host (see halo the game)
2: To be taken advantage of
1:You got bested on your own host? tsk tsk...
2:
Nikkah 1:Damn bro i got bested down at the dollar store today, that nikkah charged me $1.07 with tax
Nikkah 2:what da hell is dis tax shit?
Bested by JeffGodofALL August 16, 2004
: To be completely conquered by some one, you have no self esteem left, or anyway do make a witty come back, lost for words.

: self esteem killer.

: to be owned beyond recognition
bro he bested you, you were at a loss for words when he got you with that come back by the kosher king
Bested by Kosher king12 August 29, 2011
A girl w/ great style, could be a model or a business woman. Likes to get down on the weekends
The Biestek ran to the hott guys.
Biestek by URBFF November 13, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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