A nonexistent word originating in the southmost tip of Texas. Beef Steak is thinly sliced meat used on a local cuisine called Tacos. The raza of the region can't pronounce beef steak because they got too much of Mexico in them.....so it comes out as Bistek instead of Beef Steaks.
"Jes sir can you pease give me an order of tacosde bistek"
Bastard spoken in a northern US accent, especially relevant when the subject is a really big bastard who likes to tout his bastardom all across Midamerica
"Eric, you faggotty-ass biested, why don't you go and have anal sex with a horny South Americangoat, as such is your preferences."
"Why yes, such an act is my preference, seeing how I am a true biested"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"