bichong
1. A oversized fugly whore, who cannot get his or her mouth out of cock.
2. Creature obsessed with whale porn
2. Creature obsessed with whale porn
You're being a bichong!
bichong by SexyHillaryLover June 18, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Bichon Blitz
When your dog, specifically the Bichon Frise breed, runs crazily around the house. It usually occurs after a new person comes into the house or the dog is excited by something. The dog will usually run in a pattern, consisting of jumping on furniture and running around, under, or through furniture.
Bichon Blitz by bichonblitz August 19, 2009
Related Words
bichong • bichonga • Bichon • Bichon Frise • bicbongled • biching • Bichon Blitz • Bichondria • bihong
bichon frise
A lap dog that is often confused with a poodle or Maltese. People who confuse a Bichon with these other dogs are often retarded and out of the loop. If you have a Bichon, then you are part an elite secret society that is privilege to one of the funniest, friendliest, cutest, human-like dogs on the face of the planet.
Other benefits of owning a Bichon is they don't eat too much and therefore their poops are relatively small. They know when to play and when to chill and like to cuddle at bed time. They don't shed and they don't bark very much.
They can be used as chick-magnets if your a single guy and are they are great conversation starters, because they are so freakin cute. When you walk a Bichon it's rare that you pass somebody on the street and they don't smile, comment or somehow acknowledge your little Bichon.
Other benefits of owning a Bichon is they don't eat too much and therefore their poops are relatively small. They know when to play and when to chill and like to cuddle at bed time. They don't shed and they don't bark very much.
They can be used as chick-magnets if your a single guy and are they are great conversation starters, because they are so freakin cute. When you walk a Bichon it's rare that you pass somebody on the street and they don't smile, comment or somehow acknowledge your little Bichon.
1) I was walking my dog at the golf course and these two chicks were like "OMG, he's sooooo cute, what kind of dog is that?" "It's a Bichon Frise!"
bichon frise by Jgyles September 17, 2010
Bichon Frise
A poofy little dog originating from the Mediteranian Sea area. They were very popular with wealthy French people and especially royalty before the French revolution, when they were cast into the streets.
Bichon Frise by Dan Gore February 24, 2005
Bichon Frise
A little white dog that is the total bomb, if you want a loyal & faithful companion. My wife wanted a dog & settled on the Bichon because he is non-allergenic, and I basically acquiesed, with the provision tha he would be her responsibility. We got a rescue Bichon, and it is scary how closely he & I have bonded. He is truly my best friend, totally loyal, devoted, friendly, and playful. I work nights, and he is there at the door every morning when I return to welcome me home. He looks like a little puff-ball, but he is pure male, chasing lizards & rabbits with pure abandon. Great watchdog while I'm gone. I couldn't recommend this breed more - I only worry about the inevitable, as I will likely outlive him, but I don't even want to think about that. Get a Bichon, and you won't be sorry.
Bichon Frise by mcyofd April 19, 2009
BICHON
BICHON by Anton Gawtee June 12, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.