bichong 

1. A oversized fugly whore, who cannot get his or her mouth out of cock.

2. Creature obsessed with whale porn

You're being a bichong!

bichong by SexyHillaryLover June 18, 2017

Bichon Blitz 

When your dog, specifically the Bichon Frise breed, runs crazily around the house. It usually occurs after a new person comes into the house or the dog is excited by something. The dog will usually run in a pattern, consisting of jumping on furniture and running around, under, or through furniture.

My dog bichon blitzed after my brother ran through the room.

Bichon Blitz by bichonblitz August 19, 2009

bichon frise 

A lap dog that is often confused with a poodle or Maltese. People who confuse a Bichon with these other dogs are often retarded and out of the loop. If you have a Bichon, then you are part an elite secret society that is privilege to one of the funniest, friendliest, cutest, human-like dogs on the face of the planet.

Other benefits of owning a Bichon is they don't eat too much and therefore their poops are relatively small. They know when to play and when to chill and like to cuddle at bed time. They don't shed and they don't bark very much.

They can be used as chick-magnets if your a single guy and are they are great conversation starters, because they are so freakin cute. When you walk a Bichon it's rare that you pass somebody on the street and they don't smile, comment or somehow acknowledge your little Bichon.

1) I was walking my dog at the golf course and these two chicks were like "OMG, he's sooooo cute, what kind of dog is that?" "It's a Bichon Frise!"

bichon frise by Jgyles September 17, 2010

Bichon Frise 

A poofy little dog originating from the Mediteranian Sea area. They were very popular with wealthy French people and especially royalty before the French revolution, when they were cast into the streets.

That Bichon Frise has a giant poofy head.

Bichon Frise by Dan Gore February 24, 2005

Bichon Frise 

A little white dog that is the total bomb, if you want a loyal & faithful companion. My wife wanted a dog & settled on the Bichon because he is non-allergenic, and I basically acquiesed, with the provision tha he would be her responsibility. We got a rescue Bichon, and it is scary how closely he & I have bonded. He is truly my best friend, totally loyal, devoted, friendly, and playful. I work nights, and he is there at the door every morning when I return to welcome me home. He looks like a little puff-ball, but he is pure male, chasing lizards & rabbits with pure abandon. Great watchdog while I'm gone. I couldn't recommend this breed more - I only worry about the inevitable, as I will likely outlive him, but I don't even want to think about that. Get a Bichon, and you won't be sorry.

My wife wanted a Bichon Frise, and I rolled my eyes, but now we're inseperable...

Bichon Frise by mcyofd April 19, 2009

BICHON 

USED IN SAM AND CAT.

ANOTHER WORD FOR: BITCH

HE STOLE MY WALLET, what a bichon!!!!

BICHON by Anton Gawtee June 12, 2014

Bichon 

originally known as a type of dog, this word has evolved to the calling of a fair lady that you and your pier fancy, or also another word for Fuck or Shit.

Nathan: "Motherfricker! Check out that Bichon!"

Palmer: "What the Bichon? Shawty a ten!"

Bichon by pepepitt February 5, 2010