bhocolate

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a fucking weapon when people don't answer to your orders or do not share their chocolate with you.

Person A; Give me the chocolate, or i'll give you the bhocolate!
Person B; Oh no!, not the bhocolate!! *runs away while mentally being tortured*

bhocolate by bookbinder1738 May 9, 2018

Words you can keep

bhocolate bhip bookies

When you are a Blood and are trying to ask for some cookies, and can’t use the word “C”, because that’s on some switching up shit, we ain’t about that Crip shit, B.

Him: Mom said what you want from the store?
Blood: Bhocolate Bhip Bookies

Him: Chocolate Chip Cookies?

Blood: I SAID BHOCOLATE BHIP BOOKIES, BLOOD QUIT PLAYING WITH ME!

bhocolate bhip bookies by Chaoscx February 9, 2018

Bhocolate Bhip Bookies

The Blood type of bookies know what I'm sayin blood?

Dude 1: Momma said whatchu you want?
Dude 2: Uhh...some uhh...some bhocolate bhip bookies
Dude 1: He said he want some chocolate chi-
Dude 2: I SAID SOME BHOCOLATE BHIP BOOKIES BLOOD! WHY YOU KEEP PLAYIN WIT ME BLOOD?

Bhocolate Bhip Bookies by Tewpack Shaqueer May 24, 2018

Bhocolate Bhip Bookie

The act of overusing the B emoji to a Certain Extent and using it on words that shouldn't have a B on them. Certain words work with it, but other words don't need it.

Examples of Words that can use the B Emoji: Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Supreme.

"Dan really overuses the B emoji!" "I know, he's being a Bhocolate Bhip Bookie right now.

Bhocolate Bhip Bookie by The B Emoji Gang. May 7, 2019

bhocolate bhip bookie

a chocolate cookie x100 speech

me muther so stuped she do not maik bhocolate bhip bookies.

bhocolate bhip bookie by asdfghjkl;fdioiureweto;pds April 10, 2019

Icing the chocolate cake

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.

The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.

Icing the chocolate cake by DuffRD September 29, 2010

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker

To deeply fist an ass hole

I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026