A good looking caring, handsome guy who will care the person whom he love, he will be jealous if he sees his love with anyone else, He is Dashing and even hot ...
Give online blowjobs to arrogant Robertson and be anally fucked for every trophyless season
Wank at 1 UCL + 1 Pl won since they got out accidently into their mum's pussy who was probably raped
If it's a trophyless season, wank at low level mediocre club football as if they created a cult(ofcourse not; nobody gives a fuck) during their bachelors
Be deluded AF by rolling over the idea of controlling online football fans
She exemplifies the wordperfect. She is extremely loyal, funny, caring and unique. If you are lucky enough to be in her life, make sure not to ruin it. There is no one quite like her.
Kylas are smat, funny, caring and loyal. You must have been a priest in your earlier life to come across a Kyla Bhardwaj, but if you are lucky enough to meet her, make sure you don't screw it up. Try to keep her in your life at all costs. She is one of a kind.
"Look, is that Kyla Bhardwaj"
"Why yes it is, im so bloodyjealous of that rascal Mr. Bhardwaj!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.