Rachel totally bforked me yesterday. We were going to go to Taco Bell but she called me an hour before and canceled because she had a "doctors appointment."
by MattAB April 3, 2008
Get the bfork mug.Participate in a modestly budgeted, cocaine fueled orgy on a rented yacht, blasting trashy Eastern European party music, where the hookers are reimbursed from EU funds.
Dude, you really should try to have a borkai sometime. I had one in the weekend, and man it was a blast!
by yayvideogames October 7, 2019
Get the to have a borkai mug.A person who is very attractive in a sort of strange way. This term is used for people who have features that might he off-putting to some, but makes them that much more attractive to others. This term only applies to facial features, and doesn't apply to body types such as overly skinny or fat people.
by keke_doesn't_love_you September 26, 2018
Get the Björk cute mug.borkenshire evolved over several weeks, beginning from the word "bork" referencing to the website starcraftdream.com, when a member's posts were all edited to swedish chef therefore ending every post in bork bork bork. it was truly ownage. but it was difficult calling something a bork, because at that point we all used bork just as a subsitute for laughter, so randomly i said hah borkenshire and it was instantly humorous, and borkenshire has been used ever since.
the borkenshire refers to anything of gay antics or just a funny situation, or a stupid ignorant loser.
the borkenshire refers to anything of gay antics or just a funny situation, or a stupid ignorant loser.
1. jesus christ that party was a borkenshire, no one would dance and denny left early to go get high without me.
2. hahaha jonathan dropped his snapple on the floor and it shattered making a huge mess, that was a fucking borkenshire.
3. christian is a borkenshire, did u see him looking at porn on his laptop in spanish? hahaha
2. hahaha jonathan dropped his snapple on the floor and it shattered making a huge mess, that was a fucking borkenshire.
3. christian is a borkenshire, did u see him looking at porn on his laptop in spanish? hahaha
by trill will December 25, 2008
Get the borkenshire mug.1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork
1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."
by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007
Get the Horkin' the Bjork mug.Neighbours were forced to stuff cotton balls in their cats ears every time the woman in 3c had another of her explosive Bjorkasms
by Nonprophet July 6, 2005
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