Abbreviation for best friendly, ferocious, fluffy, funny, fantastic, fun, floppy, fast, fat, flavorful, friend forever. When calling him/her a best friend just isn't enough!
Bob: Yo, she's too amazing to be my bff Joe: What is she gonna be then?
Bob: She's going to be my bfffffffffff !!!
Joe: lol
a) You do not know what the fuck you're meant to do with your life.
b) It sounds like you're about to say the word fuck.
c) It's very likely you're an alien that has escaped from Area 51, and has stole a phone from a humanoid and you're trying tofigure out how to use its keyboard
Me: *Dies in a missionin GTAOnline*
Also me: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
For when "Fuck" just isn't enough. An expression of pure rage. Basically an extended version of "Fuck", it would be pronounced: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Janitor: I'm watching The Sixth Sense... this kid sees dead people.
Dr Cox: Bruce Willis is a ghost! He's been dead the whole time! Oops!
Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you. I've also been secretly fucking your best friend. I hold an inexplicable grudge against you for being such a nice guy, don't ever talk to me again.
Me in game:*dies*
Me irl:fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFf is nothing
Me: I wonder how many dumb this are on urban dictionary Me: searches ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Me: *sees nothing* welp i guess I'm writing my own
Me: *writes this*