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The biological father of an adoptee, as opposed to an adoptive father.
My original birth certificate didn't identify my bfather, so had to ask my bmother who he was.
bfather by toffbn June 17, 2008
Words you can keep
She blathered on about the neighbors.
blather by Andrew Hedges June 11, 2006

blatherskype 

Useless talk on VoIP.
Rambling on while on VoIP while the other person has missed the whole thing due to lag.
The lag is terrible! You're all broken up and you'll have to repeat all that freakin' blatherskype.
blatherskype by Avery Coupon November 10, 2006

batherosclerosis 

a slow or clogged bathroom drain, caused by accumulation of gunk in the plumbing.

effectively, atherosclerosis of one's bathroom fixtures.
"i cant shower without getting a backlog of rank water in the tub. there must be wad of soap-scum and hair causing all this batherosclerosis."
batherosclerosis by flocko December 9, 2008

blathered 

Completley drunk, to be pissed out of one's face to the point of an alcohol induced comatosed state,
Mate forget that, im blathered, i want a kebab then im going home

Last night i was absolutley blathered
blathered by skooczy May 7, 2015
Grab you bathers and lets go to the beach
Bathers by AnnaB September 8, 2005

blatherskite 

A babbling, foolish person
nonsense blather
blthrskt (without vowels)
author blthrskt
Staten Island, NY
Blathering Blatherskite
From Ducktales, Fenton Crackshell accountant to Scrooge McDuck...always said this... then Gyro invented a robot, Gizmo Duck, and used a secret password to get the Gizmo Duck robot suit on the person who said the word "Blatherskite"...and in turn Fenton Crackshell became Gizmo Duck...whenever he said the secret password..."Blatherskite"...
blatherskite by blthrskt April 29, 2009
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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