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You got Bezoed 

An increasingly popular phrase that is frequently uttered when a person gets fucked by Amazon in any given purchasing or return transaction.
You got Bezoed, my man!
You got Bezoed by Dr Bunnygirl December 2, 2022
Related Words
1. being completely drunk.
2. loud and obnoxious due to drinking too much.
damn son, you're bezzled outta woadiness.
bezzled by Code Red October 9, 2005
The act of confusing someone with something that isnt meant to be confusing
Friend 1 : Dude look at this picture of a dog
Friend 2 : sure!
Friend 1 : LOL get bezowed
Friend 2 : What
Bezowed by J0sh Copeman June 5, 2018
1. (verb) To make some one laugh, bless them with your 'LOL'.

Further Antonym

Deloled (verb)

2. To strip someone of their 'LOL', and or ruin a joke, humerus anecdote or phrase.
Beloled by Michael McToes August 18, 2020

Jeff Bezoed 

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.
I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.
Jeff Bezoed by 1998F150 September 16, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026