Bezowed

The act of confusing someone with something that isnt meant to be confusing

Friend 1 : Dude look at this picture of a dog
Friend 2 : sure!
Friend 1 : LOL get bezowed
Friend 2 : What

by J0sh Copeman June 5, 2018

You got Bezoed

An increasingly popular phrase that is frequently uttered when a person gets fucked by Amazon in any given purchasing or return transaction.

You got Bezoed, my man!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 2, 2022

bezoled

The high tired feeling where words become one before crackhead energy hits

Dude I’m so bezoled

by St0n3y P4tch September 18, 2021

Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

by 1998F150 September 16, 2021