Bezowed 

The act of confusing someone with something that isnt meant to be confusing

Friend 1 : Dude look at this picture of a dog
Friend 2 : sure!
Friend 1 : LOL get bezowed
Friend 2 : What

Bezowed by J0sh Copeman June 5, 2018

You got Bezoed 

An increasingly popular phrase that is frequently uttered when a person gets fucked by Amazon in any given purchasing or return transaction.

You got Bezoed, my man!

You got Bezoed by Dr Bunnygirl December 2, 2022

bezoled

The high tired feeling where words become one before crackhead energy hits

Dude I’m so bezoled

bezoled by St0n3y P4tch September 18, 2021

Jeff Bezoed 

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

Jeff Bezoed by 1998F150 September 16, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019