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Langley Foundation for Social Betterment 

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.

BetterThanJosh 

When someone is way cooler and awesome than someone else, or their name is Brodie
Eg. Brodie is 100% way BetterThanJosh in every way.
BetterThanJosh by BetterThanJosh October 10, 2023

BetterThanJosh 

Someone who is better than josh, aka a brodie.
Brodie is BetterThanJosh
BetterThanJosh by RealEatham October 10, 2023

betterment 

for the BETTERMENT of the team , we stayed after doing laps
betterment by aye roll December 28, 2010

bettermenophobia 

Fear of betterment. Fear of changes or changing one's way of life towards improvement : wealth, health, or happiness.
You have bettermenophobia if you do not take an opportunity that could improve your way of life, wealth, or for pure enjoyment every-time the chance arises.

Sabrina suffers from bettermenophobia, because of her fear from childhood where rules were strict to follow and nothing was to be different or changed in any manner for any reason. Therefore, she is unwilling to sell her car she paid $1000.00 for to someone willing to pay her $3000.00 and offer her the opportunity to buy a better, more reliable vehicle.

Furries Are Better Then You 

The simple explanation that the furry fandom than your fandom.
Little Jimmy: I'm in the star-wars fan club!

John: Yah um Jimmy; Furries are better then you.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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