bets! 

-means the same as "watch!" or "I bet!" when shouted right before proving any previous statement to a disbeliever

T: I'ma smash your face at Rockband tonight!
Ash: Whatev, nig...
T: Bets!

bets! by T, Be Easy October 3, 2008

BETS 

BETS when you are eating the last things in your cupboard. Macaroni and Cheese w/Hot Dogs. Scrambled Eggs w/Bacon, etc. It's your last meal. You bet your life on it.

I was hungry for some real food but all we had was BETS

BETS by Les B. Labbauf June 5, 2004

bets 

The most ghetto, coolest gang in history. consisting of a leprachaun, an italian, an asian, and a jew. they kick ass and they fight each other and if you mess with them, they'll kill you.

Bets totally just fucked that dude up
Fuh shur dude we shud bounce

bets by B rizzle May 6, 2005

Bets 

Getting stoned whilst not smoking any weed.

Hey dude, whatcha doing?
Sitting by the stoners, doing a Bets.

Bets by Token Blave April 29, 2011

Bets 

A word zar refuses to replace, prefers to emphasize on the s as in “betsssss,” and recycles like there is no tomorrow.

Z: “Come visit me in college”
Zar: “Betssss”

Bets by zarz2020 April 21, 2020

bets-a-belly 

A person or cat that is super hyper and conducts static passion or electricity, and is cutly pudgy (plump/chubby)

Person: Did you see Her! she just shocked me!
person2: i know she is shockingly chubby!
person: She is a bets-a-belly!

bets-a-belly by Lola PIE January 9, 2010

Bets no Saucums 

Eh??? What??? What does this mean??? Im sorry?? Huh??

No person would ever use Bets no Saucums in a sentence. No one knows what the thing even means.

Bets no Saucums by Fuckin huh??? September 7, 2021