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Beticus Theticus 

While seeming as a word a retard would use, beticus actually means “bet” or “no way”. If you don’t believe someone can do something, you can say beticus, which is often paired with theticus. Theticus has no real meaning, but makes the word Beticus sound better. Has become a meme in Ridgewood New Jersey, and May live forever.

A word originally invented in the early 2000s, it has grown to be one of the most useful terms in the Urban Dictionary
Nolan: There is no way you would actually do that
David: Beticus Theticus
Beticus Theticus by Ian Crowley December 24, 2018

Beatimus Maximus 

the maximum amount of times you can beat off in one day.
"jeez, it's so sore Jim, I think I've achieved Beatimus Maximus"
Powerful goddess of Beauty, Grace, and Peace.

Immortal companion to the God Artimus
She is blessed with the beauty of Bitimus
Enjoy this day which has been kissed as by Bitimus
We beg of you, Bitimus; Bless this couple with joy !
Bitimus by Artimus1964 June 10, 2010

Botimus Prime 

literally being shit at something. Plays off of Optimus Prime
Hit your shots your Botimus Prime
Botimus Prime by Lil Botimus September 29, 2019

Botimus Prime 

One of the biggest bots there is. Very bad at fortnite and every day activities. Usually farts often.
Botimus Prime by BillyBob1010 April 11, 2021