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betchtable 

A vegetable that tastes like a betch and makes you want to vomit--sometimes vegetables do that to you.
Boy: Omg, Girl! Have you tasted the betchtables your mum made for supper?
Girl: No, have you?
Boy: Oh, bloody hell, yes! They taste like a betch!
betchtable by goli ix and matt April 4, 2008
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Bitchable 

1. Someone who is easy to bitch about.
2. You can constantly think of horrible things to say about them.
"Omggg that guy is sooo bitchable, I mean look at his hair ewwww and his clothes even more ewww"
Bitchable by Luuucccyyyy December 19, 2009
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Completely useless and unforgiveable behaviour on the pitch therefor should be taken off and put on the bench
Alison makes terrible blunder benchable offence
Benchable by Liverpool fan December 16, 2018

beachable 

A female that is attractive enough to bang whilst on the coast. Under normal conditions, her appearance would not suffice.
"Hey man she was a little busted but nonetheless beachable"
beachable by Tbr3w February 2, 2007

benchtable 

A piece of hardware use to support computer part without having a closed case. Mostly used in factory for testing, review site and overclockers.
I got this new benchtable so I can now build my pc outside of my gaming case.
benchtable by Trouffman July 15, 2016

bathtable 

You should stop being such a bathtable.
bathtable by The not bathtable April 16, 2023
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