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bestiefit

Best friends with benefits.
Usually someone you hold an emotional attachment to, but are attracted to them, but don't want to ruin the bestfriends part of the relationship.
Nammy: "So... if we're not gonna date what are we then?"
Christine: "bestiefits!"
Nammy: "O:"
by NammersInPajammers May 10, 2010
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Bestiality

Sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.
Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is bestiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”
by semennachos February 16, 2021
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crypto-bestiality

Sexual encounters between humans and mythological creatures, i.e. dragons, unicorns, manticores, basilisks, homunculuses
1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.

2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!
by magicalunicornfucker December 7, 2009
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bestiality

a form of animal abuse where a human has sexual contact with an animal
person 1: I'm actually really into bestiality. what are your views on it?
person 2: I'm sorry, but WHAT?
person 1: I'm in a relationship with a dog, and she really enjoys it, i think it should be more normalised
person 2: ...
person 1's body was later found in a rubbish bag hidden in an alley. An autopsy showed he was likely beaten to death, and that he had actually been missing a brain since the age of 8.
by Lavafox August 23, 2020
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The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.

Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.
Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.

Alistair: Jesus Christ.
by Revchu August 6, 2005
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bestiality

Refering to sexual relations between a human and an animal.
Deeply in love with Terry, Miranda had no idea what bestiality was, and she often wondered why he always kept small packets of peanut butter in his pants.
by Reginald Whattabone October 6, 2003
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bestietine

like a valentine except for your bestie!
fred and talia are bestietines!
by thomaseditson January 23, 2021
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