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The Best Parts of a Woman
The misnomer title of a Tumblr blog about porn. The blog purports that "the best parts of a woman" are the "boobs, vagina, and butt." In fact, the actual best parts of a woman are her intelligent mind, her strong soul, and her innate dignity.
White male porn addict: I found this amazing blog on Tumblr called "The Best Parts of a Woman"
Christian: Let me see. The blog must highlight her mind, soul, and dignity.
White male porn addict: It's a pornblog by a superhero.
Christian: Ew! Don't tempt me with that shit!
White male porn addict: I'm going to fap with or without your support!
Christian: Let me see. The blog must highlight her mind, soul, and dignity.
White male porn addict: It's a pornblog by a superhero.
Christian: Ew! Don't tempt me with that shit!
White male porn addict: I'm going to fap with or without your support!
The Best Parts of a Woman by Bad C dev February 10, 2021
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The Best Parts Of A Woman
It is commonly accepted by layman that the best parts of a woman are the "boobs, vagina, and butt". However, only the most enlightened intellectuals will realize that this is—in fact—wrong. The best parts of a woman is actually her feet and toes, as indicated by Scottish philosopher David Hume 300 years ago.
Me: What are the best parts of a woman?
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....
The Best Parts Of A Woman by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 7, 2022
Best rape of a woman
All rape
The best rape of a woman is any rape of her. For she has no dignity, is an unintelligent object, and inherently desires to be used and abused, rape is a just service to her and her gender as a whole. Go forth today and do a great service for the world sexually assaulting many women!
Best rape of a woman by Bad C dev December 5, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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