groom

A word which used to refer to the male getting married at a wedding or, as a verb, meant to look ater your appearance. However it has recently been hijacked by the press and now refers to the action in which a paedophile pursues an individual child via the internet.

"I hear that record producer king guy has been grooming kids over the internet since his release"

by Jizzmopper October 2, 2005

groom

Male principal in a wedding ceremony.

The scared groom was as stiff as a broom.

by Reuel Titus October 17, 2003

groom

Either of two male principals in a civil union.

The horny grooms were stiff as brooms on their wedding night!

by Adam n' Steve November 5, 2004

groom

one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain

I used to be happy now I am married!

by Michael May 13, 2005

Groom

A male You're marrying on a wedding night

My groom is late again

by 459395 March 28, 2023

Groom Kong

The male version of Bridezilla.
A groom who is being obstinate.
A groom who has to chew out the vendors and caterers.
A groom who will battle his Bridezilla, on top of a miniature of down town Tokyo, over the cost of the wedding photographer.
A male ape who is about to wed.

"When our wedding planner wasn't doing what I asked, my fiancé had to get Groom Kong on her ass."
"When gay marriage is legalized, I'm going to be such a Groom Kong."
"But you quoted us $1200 on the fog machine, not $2500! Ahhh! Anger! Rage! Kong!"

by The Vidiot October 23, 2009

groom the dog

a term used to describe when a male spruces up his overall crotch area.

Even when Marvin wore shorts it was quite obvious he didn't groom the dog.
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Tina was quite pleased with Timmy's dog grooming. "There is nothing like a man who rocks the Vicious V and grooms his dog so well."
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by _Derek_ October 18, 2007