bespeak

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1. To ask for something.

2. To make a reservation.

3. To indicate

1. I bespeak your patience.

2. I bespoke a good seat for us at that Restaurant.
3. This bag beaspeaks your mood and personality.

bespeak by Adaotmr December 14, 2013

Words you can keep

bespeckled cephalopod

Fancy dressed octopus with a monocle and buck teeth #merkmusic

Oh look a bespeckled cephalopod.

bespeckled cephalopod by Lardarse23 September 24, 2017

bespearment

the act of getting stabbed with a spear

He spat in my face, so I considered that grounds for bespearment.

bespearment by cohorspraetoria March 9, 2021

brspeak

Just another simpler and cooler name for a type of netspeak where almost all vowels are excluded from text.

It's very versatile, just like l33tspeak, and is usually used between only you and your best friend, also known as 'br', the brspeak term for 'brother' or 'bro'.

(Common example of brspeak)
Guy 1: sup br
Guy 2: shtp im plyng fps
Guy 1: ok i ply 2
(on game)
Guy 1: ya pwn hedshot
Guy 2: br wtf frkn frk chp chtr
Guy 1: bow dwn 2 the chmp, chmp

brspeak by icy2x April 1, 2010

bespake

aesthetically appealing display, often culinary, meticulously designed to appear haphazard or rustic

The dish looked bespake, although it appeared rustic and thrown together it was in fact carefully presented to look this way.

bespake by schoome February 22, 2015

Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc)

a kid who trys to use stuff from the pass to guilt trip/insult others (mainly rubber mittens) and has innacurate information such as his urban dictionary post about rubber mittens. He also says that rubber mittens shouldnt have admin when in reality he has worked hard and rowelt should be banned

Rubber Mittens: *exists*
Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc): YOU SHOULDNT HAVE ADMIN

Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc) by Rubr Mitns June 1, 2017

Bespeckled Cephalopod™

A Bespeckled Cephalopod™ is someone who can't stop attacking someone under any circumstance, even though asked to stop their ways, they continue acting like a child.

Person 1: Hey! Stop acting like that! It's extremely childish! You're being a Bespeckled Cephalopod™!
Person 2: FUCK YOU! I WON'T STOP UNTIL __ GETS PUNISHED!

Bespeckled Cephalopod™ by ThatDooderino June 1, 2017

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026