Barnham

To get with ugly girls. Normally of a cat d rating.

Mate did you see that girl.
Yeah she looked like a Barnham bird
Proper cat d... Probably has 2 kids by 2 different blokes

by Waffit September 7, 2016

Barnham's Law

A law dealing with attempts to fix things that states: "If one tries to fix something long enough, one will eventually either fix the problem or render it unfixable."

I tried to fix my scratched halo 3 disc and after a while I ended up cracking it. Therefore, I have arrived at the second possible outcome of Barnham's law.

by Xicer October 9, 2008