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Barnham's Law 

A law dealing with attempts to fix things that states: "If one tries to fix something long enough, one will eventually either fix the problem or render it unfixable."
I tried to fix my scratched halo 3 disc and after a while I ended up cracking it. Therefore, I have arrived at the second possible outcome of Barnham's law.
Barnham's Law by Xicer October 9, 2008
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Bo Burnham 

A comedian who is the genetic product of a giraffe having sex with Ellen DeGeneres. He also has a gigantic head and tiny nipples.
"Who's your favorite comedian?"
"That one tall, sexy motherfucker with the huge head."
"You mean Bo Burnham?"
"Yes!"
Bo Burnham by Abbyge July 22, 2016

burnham red eye 

Burnham Red Eye is an ancient strain of Marijuana that was grown in the central Maine town of Burnham. It is still grown today by some elders of the town.
Have you heard of that strain of pot called Burnham Red Eye? Its supposed to fuck you up.
burnham red eye by CHELX September 10, 2014

burnham red eye 

Burnham Red Eye is an ancient strain of Marijuana that was grown in the central Maine town of Burnham. It is still grown today by some elders of the town.
Have you heard of that strain of pot called Burnham Red Eye? Its supposed to fuck you up.
burnham red eye by CHELX September 9, 2014
A quiet, thoughtful guy. Smart and kind and cynical in all the right ways and proportions. You couldn't find a better, more loyal friend. He considers all perspectives but can incisively reject crappy ones. Handsome, tall and slender. Often fair skinned. Adventurous and curious - but a homebody too! An intellectual without being a boring blowhard. Best smile ever.
That guy is a total Burnham! He stood by my side and gave me the best advice. I hope my daughter marries a Burnham.
Burnham by halffulll December 19, 2014

Banhammerished 

1.)The Banhammerished are perhaps the worst type of person that can decide to raid your discord server after being removed. They are essentially people with a lot of time on their hands and a SEVERE grudge against your community. They do not accept your bans, rather, they make dozens of alts and repeatedly raid your server for months or years on end. They can operate as Lone Wolves or as massive groups depending on how many people they can recruit. An extremely determined member of the Banhammerished may even resort to real world crime such as hacking, harassment, or even physical violence coupled with doxxing in order to cripple an online community.
2.) Slang term for the Banished, the fictional raider clan featured in Halo Wars 2 and Halo Infinite.
YOU HAVE FALSELY REMOVED ME FROM YOUR SERVER! PREPARE FOR IRL ATTACKS BY THE BANHAMMERISHED! FIGHT HARD! DIE WELL!
Banhammerished by EmberofWolves January 17, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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