Barnham

To get with ugly girls. Normally of a cat d rating.

Mate did you see that girl.
Yeah she looked like a Barnham bird
Proper cat d... Probably has 2 kids by 2 different blokes

by Waffit September 7, 2016

Barnham's Law

A law dealing with attempts to fix things that states: "If one tries to fix something long enough, one will eventually either fix the problem or render it unfixable."

I tried to fix my scratched halo 3 disc and after a while I ended up cracking it. Therefore, I have arrived at the second possible outcome of Barnham's law.

by Xicer October 9, 2008

Bo Burnham

A comedian who is the genetic product of a giraffe having sex with Ellen DeGeneres. He also has a gigantic head and tiny nipples.

"Who's your favorite comedian?"
"That one tall, sexy motherfucker with the huge head."
"You mean Bo Burnham?"
"Yes!"

by Abbyge July 22, 2016

burnham red eye

Burnham Red Eye is an ancient strain of Marijuana that was grown in the central Maine town of Burnham. It is still grown today by some elders of the town.

Have you heard of that strain of pot called Burnham Red Eye? Its supposed to fuck you up.

by CHELX September 10, 2014

burnham red eye

Burnham Red Eye is an ancient strain of Marijuana that was grown in the central Maine town of Burnham. It is still grown today by some elders of the town.

Have you heard of that strain of pot called Burnham Red Eye? Its supposed to fuck you up.

by CHELX September 9, 2014

Burnham

A quiet, thoughtful guy. Smart and kind and cynical in all the right ways and proportions. You couldn't find a better, more loyal friend. He considers all perspectives but can incisively reject crappy ones. Handsome, tall and slender. Often fair skinned. Adventurous and curious - but a homebody too! An intellectual without being a boring blowhard. Best smile ever.

That guy is a total Burnham! He stood by my side and gave me the best advice. I hope my daughter marries a Burnham.

by halffulll December 19, 2014

Banhammerished

1.)The Banhammerished are perhaps the worst type of person that can decide to raid your discord server after being removed. They are essentially people with a lot of time on their hands and a SEVERE grudge against your community. They do not accept your bans, rather, they make dozens of alts and repeatedly raid your server for months or years on end. They can operate as Lone Wolves or as massive groups depending on how many people they can recruit. An extremely determined member of the Banhammerished may even resort to real world crime such as hacking, harassment, or even physical violence coupled with doxxing in order to cripple an online community.
2.) Slang term for the Banished, the fictional raider clan featured in Halo Wars 2 and Halo Infinite.

YOU HAVE FALSELY REMOVED ME FROM YOUR SERVER! PREPARE FOR IRL ATTACKS BY THE BANHAMMERISHED! FIGHT HARD! DIE WELL!

by EmberofWolves January 17, 2022