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berkhamsted 

A lovely market town in Hertfordshire. Known as 'berko'. Once you go there, you WON'T go back. You won't be able to afford the houses there unless you're made of money. Mainly for the middle and upper class, forget new look, there's waitrose and muse! If you've lived there as a child, it'll always be your home. Also has good places to eat, don't get too attached to the homely presence of the town though, especially the berko boys.
let's go to berkhamsted and go to waitrose
berkhamsted by lakdfjid January 11, 2014
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berkhamsted 

berkhamsted is a small market town in hertfordshire.

everyone knows everyone else.

thieving crack heads are common place in this town, as much as the middle class newly weds try to ignore them.

there is a high contrast between the types of people living here; they're almost always either fuck ups or prissies who power lunch. neither crowd pays any attention of the other.

there's also a high amount of oldies.

affectionately known as 'berko'.

people have often talked of the 'berko syndrome' - once you've lived here, there is no escaping. one way or another, you WILL return.
"oi mate, got some pills?"

"dahling, let's go do lunch in berkhamsted high street. how's about cafe uno then we can go shopping in laura ashley for some lamp shades"
berkhamsted by qwertyuiop12352 September 14, 2006
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berkhamsted 

A town just north of london, which you can guarantee no-one has ever heard of, lovingly known as berko.

On youtube there is a song called berko, berko, showing the roughest parts of the town; it's fucking immense.

It is certain you will kill yourself or any other fucker at the amount of boredom in berko.

Earlier spellings included Berkhampstead, Muche Barkhamstede, Berkhamsted Magna, Great Berkhamsted and Berkhamstead.

Upper classes know not to venture to tesco metro on Friday nights, due to the thieving youths hanging around the outside of the supermarket.
'Darling, we've run out of poached salmon, and Marks and Sparks is shut, shall we go to tesco's?'
'Don't be ridiculous, you know what berkhamsted is like on a Friday night, we'd be skinned alive!'
berkhamsted by mofoka_x March 23, 2009

Berkhamsted 

Full of fat old wankers in the crown who have a fucking weird darts fetish - SILLY CUNTS!!!!
Hey man! Fancy a throw down at the crown in berkhamsted? Plenty of fat old cunts there!!
Berkhamsted by Ilovedarts January 6, 2022
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026