berndog

When you have to take a giant shit and it rips your asshole. A burning sensation on the anus is usually present for a couple days

Joe: I took a huge berndog last night and my asshole is still sore
Frank: Dude, that sucks. Lord have mercy on your anus.

by Nerdy Ned November 17, 2016

berndog

When you have to take a giant shit and it rips your asshole. A burning sensation on the anus is usually present for a couple days

Joe: I took a huge berndog last night and my asshole is still sore
Frank: Dude, that sucks. Lord have mercy on your anus.

by Nerdy Ned November 17, 2016

barndog

Slang word for Ecstasy originating in Derry Ireland.

Fuck me! Look at his jaw swinging! He'd need to take it easy on them barndogs

by monkey nash August 31, 2016

Beandog

A large fanged entity who regularly draws out less evolved creatures from their dark caves and devours them.

Old confused confederate creatures spotted crawling across the dirt on their bellies. Better get some beandogs over here to eradicate them.

by Joe Bucker October 18, 2010

birndog

Someone who talks about consuming lots of alcohol on a given night, but when the time comes, the person drinks an incredible amount less than he or she said they were going to consume.

Wow Franklin, you said you were going to drink a case of beer and you've had 4. You're being a birndog tonight.

by The Aryan June 9, 2017

berdnog

One who continually states the obvious.

"Everybody loves a fucking parade" ... no shit you berdnog.

by freedyal May 30, 2005

Brendog

The sexiest man alive with a 14” penis. Often says I am stingin for a cone and likes to do the hokey pokey.

Brendog makes me squirt

by Skooooobs October 13, 2019