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When you have to take a giant shit and it rips your asshole. A burning sensation on the anus is usually present for a couple days
Joe: I took a huge berndog last night and my asshole is still sore
Frank: Dude, that sucks. Lord have mercy on your anus.
berndog by Nerdy Ned November 17, 2016
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When you have to take a giant shit and it rips your asshole. A burning sensation on the anus is usually present for a couple days
Joe: I took a huge berndog last night and my asshole is still sore
Frank: Dude, that sucks. Lord have mercy on your anus.
berndog by Nerdy Ned November 17, 2016
Slang word for Ecstasy originating in Derry Ireland.
Fuck me! Look at his jaw swinging! He'd need to take it easy on them barndogs
barndog by monkey nash August 31, 2016
A large fanged entity who regularly draws out less evolved creatures from their dark caves and devours them.
Old confused confederate creatures spotted crawling across the dirt on their bellies. Better get some beandogs over here to eradicate them.
Beandog by Joe Bucker October 18, 2010
Someone who talks about consuming lots of alcohol on a given night, but when the time comes, the person drinks an incredible amount less than he or she said they were going to consume.
Wow Franklin, you said you were going to drink a case of beer and you've had 4. You're being a birndog tonight.
birndog by The Aryan June 9, 2017
One who continually states the obvious.
"Everybody loves a fucking parade" ... no shit you berdnog.
berdnog by freedyal May 30, 2005
The sexiest man alive with a 14” penis. Often says I am stingin for a cone and likes to do the hokey pokey.
Brendog makes me squirt
Brendog by Skooooobs October 13, 2019
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B)
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A)
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B)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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