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When you have to take a giant shit and it rips your asshole. A burning sensation on the anus is usually present for a couple days
Joe: I took a huge berndog last night and my asshole is still sore
Frank: Dude, that sucks. Lord have mercy on your anus.
berndog by Nerdy Ned November 17, 2016
Slang word for Ecstasy originating in Derry Ireland.
Fuck me! Look at his jaw swinging! He'd need to take it easy on them barndogs
barndog by monkey nash August 31, 2016
A large fanged entity who regularly draws out less evolved creatures from their dark caves and devours them.
Old confused confederate creatures spotted crawling across the dirt on their bellies. Better get some beandogs over here to eradicate them.
Beandog by Joe Bucker October 18, 2010
Someone who talks about consuming lots of alcohol on a given night, but when the time comes, the person drinks an incredible amount less than he or she said they were going to consume.
Wow Franklin, you said you were going to drink a case of beer and you've had 4. You're being a birndog tonight.
birndog by The Aryan June 9, 2017
One who continually states the obvious.
"Everybody loves a fucking parade" ... no shit you berdnog.
berdnog by freedyal May 30, 2005
The sexiest man alive with a 14” penis. Often says I am stingin for a cone and likes to do the hokey pokey.
Brendog makes me squirt
Brendog by Skooooobs October 13, 2019
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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