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Beaded Minge 

When you eat corn and give your girlfriend a Texas Hotpocket.
I gave my girlfriend a Beaded Minge last night. That shit was NASTY!!

anal beader 

Someone who can absorb a massive amount of anal beads through the anus
Bill Navas asshole is so deep and loose from the 100 anal beads that he stuffed in his ass. He is now a professional anal beader.
anal beader by Dr Niggèr May 1, 2022

beaded curtain 

When a guy ejaculates on a girl's forehead in such a manner that it drips off her eyebrows, hangs in front of her eyes, and falls down onto her cheeks. So named because the streams and bubbles look like the beads on a beaded curtain.
My girlfriend gave me the best blow job last night, but she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a beaded curtain.
beaded curtain by G.P. & The Fergs September 3, 2011

Beadenomics 

1) The use of Mardi Gras beads as a form of currency.

2) The science that deals with the exchange of Beads for the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services, or the material welfare of humankind.

3) Beads were once believed to only be good for seeing womens breasts, but due to weakening of the US dollar beads are now more valuable then ever.

4) Beads keep you warm.
Ive gotten cheeseburgers and a haircut in exchange for some beads.... thats Beadenomics.
Beadenomics by BCmizzle December 17, 2009

Granny beaded 

A neck looking like it has a beaded necklace from the toil and sweat of working hard.
All of them workers have got granny beaded necks and muddy jeans from working out on the farm all day long.
Granny beaded by Mannypies August 17, 2009

Drop a beader 

I need to go to the bathroom to drop a beader
Drop a beader by Ross Willie December 24, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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