bepade

a slur used against people you don't like

"you're such a bepade"

by girlfarter December 14, 2022

Beaded Minge

When you eat corn and give your girlfriend a Texas Hotpocket.

I gave my girlfriend a Beaded Minge last night. That shit was NASTY!!

by The Captain Was Here October 14, 2009

anal beader

Someone who can absorb a massive amount of anal beads through the anus

Bill Navas asshole is so deep and loose from the 100 anal beads that he stuffed in his ass. He is now a professional anal beader.

by Dr Niggèr May 1, 2022

beaded curtain

When a guy ejaculates on a girl's forehead in such a manner that it drips off her eyebrows, hangs in front of her eyes, and falls down onto her cheeks. So named because the streams and bubbles look like the beads on a beaded curtain.

My girlfriend gave me the best blow job last night, but she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a beaded curtain.

by G.P. & The Fergs September 3, 2011

Beadenomics

1) The use of Mardi Gras beads as a form of currency.

2) The science that deals with the exchange of Beads for the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services, or the material welfare of humankind.

3) Beads were once believed to only be good for seeing womens breasts, but due to weakening of the US dollar beads are now more valuable then ever.

4) Beads keep you warm.

Ive gotten cheeseburgers and a haircut in exchange for some beads.... thats Beadenomics.

by BCmizzle December 17, 2009

Granny beaded

A neck looking like it has a beaded necklace from the toil and sweat of working hard.

All of them workers have got granny beaded necks and muddy jeans from working out on the farm all day long.

by Mannypies August 17, 2009

Drop a beader

Take a poop.

I need to go to the bathroom to drop a beader

by Ross Willie December 24, 2022