Beadered

when you have had too much to drink and your head begins to hang...before you know it, your arm is your pillow...and on the bar your face hangs...

"why did phil go home so early?...he had 2 beers and 10 Jameson shots...that dude got beadered."

by The musketeer March 17, 2013

beanered out

to add chrome trim to an otherwise stock vehicle.

to purchase add-on parts that are usually not necessary to acheive a certain "look".

also: adding crome trim to the wheel well of your vehicle.

pancho maxed out his pep boys card and got his camaro "beanered out" whith all sorts of chrome and fuzzy dice.

by upsetguy February 5, 2010

beanered up

When a young white women is is being brutally pounded (Sexual Intercoures) by a(n) Illegal Mexican Imorgrant of two or more party's

Ralph :Holy shit Susan did you just get beanered up!?

Susan: I dont want to talk about it :(

by LingLong8787 July 28, 2009

to be beavered

getting a blowjob, where the sucking person didn't opend the mouth enough and the teeth are grinding on the cock.

I was about to be beavered last night but I told her to oped her mouth a bit more just in time.

by Iktal December 28, 2021

Douglas Badered

To be drunk. English in origin, referring to WW2 fighter pilot who lost both legs in a plane crash and was thus rendered 'legless'.

What a night I had last night, mate - I got totally Douglas Badered!

by Pastor Kidneys January 8, 2008

Bout to be bendered

To getting ready for, getting to it or almost to be drunk.

In relation to Bender Bending Rodríguez a fictional robot in Futurama.

"hey imma have to go imma bout to be bendered.

by FUortiz August 25, 2009

Bendered

Definition 1 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but stands you up because of some lame excuse.
Definition 2 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but is way later than what they originally told you.

example 1 I got bendered by Mark today at the trailhead.
example 2 I bendered hard this morning

by awgi October 4, 2018