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Ben Bridge darwin 

Absolute fatty bum bum with a wonky girlfriend called maisy
Ben Bridge darwin by Gard dog February 19, 2023

Banbridge 

Banbridge is a glorious town in the rolling hills of the County Down countryside. Located on the River Bann Banbridge developed as a market town for the outlying hinterland.

The town centre is based around a main street (actually 2 streets - Bridge and Newry) in the centre of which is 'the cut'. Local legend makes it the first (trafficked) flyover bridge in

A: ireland
B: Uk
C: Europe
D: World
(take your pick, none of it is true-maybe)
The town is populated with at least 500 people and has at least 6 shops, of which at least one sells foodstuffs.

Whilst gays and non-caucasians are tolerated within the town many of these communities leave the town every October for the 'Burn them in a hole in a field' fesitval. At this festival the local folk gather together and celebrate the traditions of their fathers and fore-fathers who didn't know the meaning of the word tolerance and regularly dug holes in fields and burned the dismembered carcasses of elvish folk whilst chanting and drinking.

A wide range of people live in Banbridge, from normal people to the mentally deficient 'spides' who like to do circuits of the town in there 'souped up' shitty cars with neon, body kits, darkened windows and big exhausts.
Lets go to banbridge and sell some oranges
Banbridge by banbridgerules October 27, 2011

Bembridge 

A large village on the isle of wight, well known for large harbour, and down from londons (DFL) often sighted here.
Another key feature is the consitantly crap public transport especially the buses. Even rarer on sundays
Why are there no buses here? I feel like i should be in Bembridge

Why are there all these 4 by 4s here, feels like Bembridge
Bembridge by alan alan December 27, 2006

Bembridge 

A Bembridge is a suave and sophisticated, old fashioned, tweed wearing gentleman. As well as being incredibly charming he is almost always right. Bembridges love the countryside and can often be found stepping out in a sturdy pair of brogues. A Bembridge is fond of old-world quality and dislikes modern tat. Bembridges are smart, eloquent and interesting. Their knowledge is vast and opinions insightful.
Look at that dapper chap. I bet he's a Bembridge!
Bembridge by Mister_Gee December 1, 2021