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ben and jerry ice cream 

A very tasty brand of ice cream.

Do not be confused by all the imitators:

1)hagen dazs

Ben and Jerry ice cream has been around since the seventies
and some flavors include cherry garcia, vanilla, chunky monkey and many more.........Ben and Jerry Ice cream has just started creating organic flavors for all you tree-huggers out there....or for anyone who wants to stay healthy.
guy 1: let's go get some ice cream
guy 2: where are we?
guy 1: vermont
guy 2: then let's get some ben and jerry ice cream'
guy 1: okay, but you're paying, because you still owe me ten bucks
guy 2: you asshole
guy 1: just pay you son of a bitch
guy 2: what ever.....

ben and jerry’s ass blaster 

A condom filled with frozen ice cream.
Oh boy, yesterday my girlfriend gave me a Ben and Jerry’s ass blaster. It felt so good.

ben and jerry's 

Slang for oral sex, a blow job, BJ, fellatio
Yeah he asked me for some ben and jerry's after school today since I'm ragging it.
ben and jerry's by s0repheet January 29, 2009

The Ben and Jerry 

When two friends are with a woman, and man one places ejaculate into said woman’s vagina. Man two scoops out the ejaculate deposited by man one, and then proceeds to “lick the bowl”
Mark and Linda were having sexual relations and Mark deposits ejaculate into Linda’s vagina. Marks friend Scott, then proceeds with his two fingers in a hook like fashion and decides to perform The Ben and Jerry on the newly deposited ejaculate.
The Ben and Jerry by timmyl1963 July 23, 2022

The Ben and Jerry's 

Asking for information about a subject, or wanting to know about a situation. Similar to "the scoop"
Person one: I cant believe this is happening to me

Person two: Why whats the Ben and Jerry's?

ben and jerrys

When your boyfriend dumps you, when you catch him cheating, when you're feeling overly depressed, when you're feeling sorry for yourself, when no one will listen, when you're cat gets run over, or when you just simply want some ice cream, Ben and Jerrys will always be there for you. Always.
Fuck diamonds, Ben and Jerrys is a girls best friend.
ben and jerrys by amy, yo August 23, 2007
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