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A crude term for a hankie, toilet paper or just about any garment or material that can be used or has been used to mop up sexual mess.
Best used in jest to cheekily suggest that you would wipe quite happily your cock on something.

(refering to a hat, tablecloth, curtain, etc) My, what a posh looking bellywipe!
(refering to a sock) You don't want to touch that bellywipe...

bellywipe by Bitplane January 2, 2004

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belly wipe

An old crusty sock, usually found under the bed that has been hardened due to semen being wiped from the stomach and bell end after masturbating!

My mum found my belly wipe under the bed!

belly wipe by James R Brown February 5, 2008

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bellywipe • bellwipe • ballswiper • Bullwipe • Brahma Bullwipe • Bell-Pipe • belly nipple • Balls Wipe • belly fire • belly five

Brahma Bullwipe

After engaging in a long session of sexual activities and your partner goes to the bathroom to freshen up you proceed to take her pillow fold it in half around the penis and give it a nice tug. This in turn will leave a boatload of love juices for her to rest her head in when she returns.

When Lauren laid her head on the pillow after making love she found out while the Brahma Bullwipe is sticky and gross it is also very very warm.

Brahma Bullwipe by Jersey Jay December 16, 2005

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bellwipe

In it's purest form it is usually a cloth or curtain used to clean cheesey deposits or stale sperm from the penis' bellend. But the word is more commonly used to describe an absolute twat.

Luis Suarez is a fucking bellwipe

bellwipe by M4G August 25, 2013

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bellwipe

In it's purest form it is usually a cloth or curtain used to clean cheesey deposits or stale sperm from the penis' bellend. But the word is more commonly used to describe an absolute twat.

Luis Suarez is a fucking bellwipe

bellwipe by M4G August 25, 2013

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Bullwipe

After having lots of sexual activity, folding your partners pillow around your penis and wiping your love juices on it, so she will have your love juices to lay her head on.

She slept on my bullwipe for weeks!

Bullwipe by Mangina Mandi January 27, 2010

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ballswiper

a slutty female who has slept with many men.

did you see that rebecca girl? she's such a ballswiper.

ballswiper by decwn November 16, 2022

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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