After having lots of sexual activity, folding your partners pillow around your penis and wiping your love juices on it, so she will have your love juices to lay her head on.
After engaging in a long session of sexual activities and your partner goes to the bathroom to freshen up you proceed to take her pillow fold it in half around the penis and give it a nice tug. This in turn will leave a boatload of love juices for her to rest her head in when she returns.
When Lauren laid her head on the pillow after making love she found out while the Brahma Bullwipe is sticky and gross it is also very very warm.
In it's purest form it is usually a cloth or curtain used to clean cheesey deposits or stale sperm from the penis' bellend. But the word is more commonly used to describe an absolute twat.
In it's purest form it is usually a cloth or curtain used to clean cheesey deposits or stale sperm from the penis' bellend. But the word is more commonly used to describe an absolute twat.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.