bellwipe

In it's purest form it is usually a cloth or curtain used to clean cheesey deposits or stale sperm from the penis' bellend. But the word is more commonly used to describe an absolute twat.

Luis Suarez is a fucking bellwipe

bellwipe by M4G August 25, 2013

bellwipe

In it's purest form it is usually a cloth or curtain used to clean cheesey deposits or stale sperm from the penis' bellend. But the word is more commonly used to describe an absolute twat.

Luis Suarez is a fucking bellwipe

bellwipe by M4G August 25, 2013

bellywipe 

A crude term for a hankie, toilet paper or just about any garment or material that can be used or has been used to mop up sexual mess.
Best used in jest to cheekily suggest that you would wipe quite happily your cock on something.

(refering to a hat, tablecloth, curtain, etc) My, what a posh looking bellywipe!
(refering to a sock) You don't want to touch that bellywipe...

bellywipe by Bitplane January 2, 2004

Brahma Bullwipe 

After engaging in a long session of sexual activities and your partner goes to the bathroom to freshen up you proceed to take her pillow fold it in half around the penis and give it a nice tug. This in turn will leave a boatload of love juices for her to rest her head in when she returns.

When Lauren laid her head on the pillow after making love she found out while the Brahma Bullwipe is sticky and gross it is also very very warm.

Brahma Bullwipe by Jersey Jay December 16, 2005

Bullwipe 

After having lots of sexual activity, folding your partners pillow around your penis and wiping your love juices on it, so she will have your love juices to lay her head on.

She slept on my bullwipe for weeks!

Bullwipe by Mangina Mandi January 27, 2010