belchelor 

A single dude who has been unable to secure a spouse due to his loud/frequent burping.

Many belchelors may actually have quite uproarious social lives with lots of other males with crude tastes and little sensitivity about gross/disgusting noises, but few humans of the female persuasion would want to be around said voluminous burpers, since no truly genteel/dignified/self-respecting lady would be willing to "stoop that low".

belchelor by QuacksO August 18, 2018

belchelor 

A single dude who has been unable to secure a spouse due to his loud/frequent burping.

While many belchelors may indeed have uproariously-full social lives with lots of other males --- often ones with crude tastes and little sensitivity about gross/disgusting stuff --- few humans of the female persuasion would want to be around said voluminous burpers, since no truly self-respecting lady is willing to "stoop that low".

belchelor by QuacksO August 18, 2018

Happy Evasive Bachelor 

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

Happy Evasive Bachelor by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020

Belphegor 

Obey Me's Avatar of E-Boys. Was locked away because he wanted to destroy the human world over his sister having a boo. Still not over his emo phase. Has a very unique way of thanking you for saving him, that being choking you to death. You'd think the Avatar of Sloth would be sloth themed, but he's a fucking cow. Unless you're Beel, you 100% are on his watchlist. Sleep with one eye open.

I wish Belphegor would rail me

Belphegor by Oresama Sanjouu September 7, 2020

Belphegor 

A character from the game Obey Me! One Master To Rule Them All. He is the Avatar of Sloth and is the youngest and 7th sibling among the seven demon brothers. He is one of the main characters in the game that is involved in the intimacy system of the game; therefore, users can interact and raise their relationship with him.

Belphegor is hot as fuck.
I want Belphegor to choke me.
Belphegor is a yandere.
Who cares if Belphegor killed the main character? That's what makes him the best.

Belphegor by Simp for 2D men August 12, 2020

Bohemian Bachelor 

Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.

Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.

Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.

Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.

Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.

Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.

I performed a textbook bohemian bachelor on her and I forgot my watch at her place, damn it...

Bohemian Bachelor by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

bachelor's salad 

You grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. You bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. Usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor's refrigerator.

Tom: Oh crap, I'm hungry but don't want to prepare anything.

Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.

bachelor's salad by EDelo September 22, 2009