belchelor

A single dude who has been unable to secure a spouse due to his loud/frequent burping.

Many belchelors may actually have quite uproarious social lives with lots of other males with crude tastes and little sensitivity about gross/disgusting noises, but few humans of the female persuasion would want to be around said voluminous burpers, since no truly genteel/dignified/self-respecting lady would be willing to "stoop that low".

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

belchelor

A single dude who has been unable to secure a spouse due to his loud/frequent burping.

While many belchelors may indeed have uproariously-full social lives with lots of other males --- often ones with crude tastes and little sensitivity about gross/disgusting stuff --- few humans of the female persuasion would want to be around said voluminous burpers, since no truly self-respecting lady is willing to "stoop that low".

by QuacksO August 18, 2018