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bejanusing

The decorative bejeweling of the anus, usually with rhinestones or other artificial gems.
Although Randall found his first bejanusing somewhat uncomfortable, the consciousness of his newly glittering pucker gave him an unexpected rush of sexual confidence.
by TCliff May 20, 2010
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beansing

Ian sucks at poker, he's gonna beans
Swig is an idiot, he's beansing
by Mulberry July 12, 2006
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Beansing

beansing; beansed; "to have beans on one's shirt"

Beansing
verb.
1) To thoroughly embarrass oneself, by way of ineptitude or stupidity.

Beansed
verb. (past tense)

"to have beans on one's shirt"
phrase.
(see baked beans) To wear a non-physical "badge" signifying you have achieved an impressive, continued or consistant level of ineptitude, wearing the "beans" as a reminder of your spectacular incompetence. It is implied that the degrading "badge" will remain as a semi-permanent reminder, as would the mark that might be left by spilling baked beans on your shirt.
"I wish I was better at pool, but I keep *beansing* up all my shots"
"Barry is such a pepega, he completey *beansed* that up"
"I tried to show off my juggling skills in front of my class, but I failed spectacularly, now *I have beans all over my shirt*"
by for bst results cook at 1.21gw January 21, 2020
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becausing

imperalism 😎
hes a becausing dumbass
by jayfloxka February 2, 2022
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becausing

a word a idiot uses that mispells because..
person 1: i am becausing-
person 2: ur so fuckin retarded
by jayfloxka February 2, 2022
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beansing

To beans out is to;

a) mistype/misspell/misinterpret any english or other language within any form of electronic communication. eg. email, sms, facebook, telegraph etc
b) completely miss (ie. oblivious to) a significant topic of discussion within the emails
c) unleash an inner against towards any and all females after * amount of alcohol
d) turn rabid at the potential for any kind of female sexual activity (eg. to howl like a wolf when a car of girls flashing drives past you on the way home from the cricket)
e) spiral into a frenzy/uncontrollable rage/fit at the possibility of spiderhole action
f) all of the above
- Fucking wow, Oli, beans out harder cunt.
- You totally beans'd that, cunt.
- Yeah, he's been beansing out all week.
by jaselol January 14, 2010
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beansing

yelling the word beans at random people as you drive down the street.
Swig is Beansing that old lady on the sidewalk

Swig: BEANS!!!!!

Peter is Beansing that little kid on his bike

Peter: BEANS!!!!!
by CaptinAwesome5 July 19, 2006
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