Beanising

Beanisassing, beanis. A word derived from the laziness of a person named Gilbert. They tend to mooch off the government and steal from loved ones. They can always be found on vacation on others dime or posting pictures of them working on social media with pictures that are years old. People who beanis claim to be making approximately 6x more on average per year than they actually made.

*posts a picture on Instagram of his workbooks with a triple time and a half caption” Gilbert is beanising again today🙄.

Beanising by Beanisassing May 9, 2022

Beanising

Beanisassing, beanis. A word derived from the laziness of a person named Gilbert. They tend to mooch off the government and steal from loved ones. They can always be found on vacation on others dime or posting pictures of them working on social media with pictures that are years old. People who beanis claim to be making approximately 6x more on average per year than they actually made.

*posts a picture on Instagram of his workbooks with a triple time and a half caption” Gilbert is beanising again today🙄.

Beanising by Beanisassing May 9, 2022

Beansiny 

A delightful bean dish. Indian and Asian. Made with many different types of beans, milk, rice and curry powder. Very spicy. Everyone enjoys it.

Lizzy: That beansiny was the shit!
Bob: AWW YEAH!

Beansiny by AsianBob January 25, 2011

Thot banishing day 

A national day to banish thots to the thot realm, using the spell "bippity boppity boo, to the thot realm I banish you"

" Hey did you see that thot?"
"Yeah I banished her to the thot realm for the day"
"Why'd you do that?"

"Because it's national thot banishing day"

Thot banishing day by The thot banisher September 14, 2017

Beaning Out

You know, flicking the bean

jilling out

rubbing the clit

female masturbation

"Hey, did you see Izzy last night? She was beaning out like crazy! Moaning like a siren!"

Beaning Out by Jigglyjay May 30, 2018

Beetising Off 

Used to describe someone who is in the habit of finding ways to avoid doing their job. They tend to use such tactics as extended bathroom breaks, pretending to be deep in thought reading something while they are actually texting on their phone or taking extended lunches. The name is derived from the Wilford Brimley malaprop "diabeetis" since the folks this term apply to tend to be moribdly obese as well as morbidly lazy.

Did you see Mitch beetising off again? It sounded like the fuckin' NYC Fourth of July fireworks finale in the bathroom but that was over a half hour ago. I suppose it is pretty useless, though. Even if he were here, he'd be hunched over his desk IM'ing his boy toy all day and yelling at everyone who asked him for help.

Beetising Off by Captain Shocker November 18, 2011

J-beaning 

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

J-beaning by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014