beansing; beansed; "to have beans on one's shirt"

Beansing
verb.
1) To thoroughly embarrass oneself, by way of ineptitude or stupidity.

Beansed
verb. (past tense)

"to have beans on one's shirt"
phrase.
(see baked beans) To wear a non-physical "badge" signifying you have achieved an impressive, continued or consistant level of ineptitude, wearing the "beans" as a reminder of your spectacular incompetence. It is implied that the degrading "badge" will remain as a semi-permanent reminder, as would the mark that might be left by spilling baked beans on your shirt.

"I wish I was better at pool, but I keep *beansing* up all my shots"
"Barry is such a pepega, he completey *beansed* that up"
"I tried to show off my juggling skills in front of my class, but I failed spectacularly, now *I have beans all over my shirt*"

Beansing by for bst results cook at 1.21gw January 21, 2020

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bejanusing

The decorative bejeweling of the anus, usually with rhinestones or other artificial gems.

Although Randall found his first bejanusing somewhat uncomfortable, the consciousness of his newly glittering pucker gave him an unexpected rush of sexual confidence.

bejanusing by TCliff May 20, 2010

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Beaushing

Beaushing, pronounced bewshing, is a mix of the words beautiful and dashing. Used to describe someone who is dashing and beautiful at the same time.

Wow, that boy is really beaushing!

Beaushing by Bovineextraterrestrial October 29, 2023

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