(adjective) all jacked up; held in lowsocial regard; completely anarchistic in structure; refers almost exclusively to situations, but is gaining usage as a substitute for janky. Never used when referring to animate objects (living things).
Our plane landed right on time, but our baggage was 2 hrs late due to some lazy workers on the chute. Dee-girl was pissed at how bajankedy things were.
Listen here, haole! I ain't getting on that Bajankedy boat. Mahalo bra.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'