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beinut

So it's like Beirut. Instead of throwing ping pong balls you throw large, preferably heavy objects. At other people's nuts. Hence the name Beinut.
Dude 1 (On the groud in pain)
Dude 2: What just happened to him?
Dude 3: I pegged him in the gonads with a bottle of Tabasco Sauce. I love Beinut.
by Erin Noel April 22, 2006
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Beirut Syndrome

A condition in which civilians develop a psychological alliance with a politician although they know he’s corrupt and harming them and their loved ones.
How can you still defend this corrupt politician after all he’s done? You’re surely a victim of the Beirut Syndrome!
by Fletchergull August 5, 2020
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blinute

the time it takes to leave, smoke a blunt, and come back
hey, were going to smoke, we'll be back in a blinute
by timothy william d September 29, 2010
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Beanut

A truly amazing person who puts everyone else before themselves. They are very funny, silly, energetic, and are especially CUTE! They excel at lifting people up with unimaginable amounts of love and kindness when a person is not having the best day. Beanuts are one of a kind, so once you find one you can never let them go.
Raenelli and Jason are both Beanuts!
by A Beanut January 18, 2018
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the beirut trick

A very effective way to pick up the ladies, most oftenly used in college. This is how you do it:
1) Become the world's greatest beirut player, or at least practice until you're good.
2) Befriend another guy who's also skilled at the game and make him your beirut partner.
3) Attend a big beirut game and show off your skills as you run the table.
4) Challenge the hottest team of girls in the place to a game.
5) Decide amongst yourselves which girl is for which guy.
6) Annihilate the girls in a game of beirut, but compliment them on their skills or lack thereof.
7) Attempt to "make it more even" by switching teams so each of you has the girl you picked earlier on your team.
8) Play the game. The girls will be uncontrollably attracted to you due to your skills. Flirt with the girl as you both get drunker and drunker.
9) Decide eventually that it is time to stop playing. At this point the four of you head somewhere to "talk", "watch TV", etc.
10) One of you starts hooking up with your girl, and the other tells his girl "let's get out of here". The two of them leave.
11a) If you are the guy who stays, beat it up.
11b) If you are the guy who leaves, get the girl to your room. Try telling her that you have something you want to show her (your beer case wallpaper, your awesome neon sign, your penis, etc.). Take her up there and chuck it in her.
Simon: "Last night at the strip club was awesome! I got a $10 lapdance. What did you do."
Tom: "Me and Vinny pulled the old beirut trick again. Couple of Theta girls this time."
Simon: "So did you slip her the sausage?"
Tom: "You know it. Giggidy giggidy!"
by Nick D July 12, 2004
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Beirut Cigarette

The result of removing tobacco from a cigarette and adding in pubic hair. This pubic hair/tobacco mixture is then repacked back into the cigarette and given out the next time a stranger tries to bum one off of you.

In some variations of the Beirut Cigarette the hair is distributed evenly throughout, resulting in a slow, steady inhalation of the ball hair by the bum. In another variation, the hair is rolled into one big ball and placed somewhere in the middle of the cigarette with tobacco on either end. The result is a sudden spark and a "poof" of burnt hair when the smoker gets to the right point.
-"Aw, what's that smell?"
-"That kid just lit up the Beirut Cigarette!"

-"Hey nobody look over here, I'm shaving off some pubes for the Beirut Cigarette."
by THREE-SIX November 6, 2012
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Beirutsi

Beirutsi - (also BeirutHye) - Lebanese Armenian.
I am Beirutsi. Yes Hyem Yes
by Garro May 13, 2005
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