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Behind Bars 

When a guy ejaculates in a person's mouth and that person has braces.
Person 1: hey, I was with Kayla last night and I blew it in her mouth. She's nasty.

Person 2: wait you left her suck your dick?
Person 1: yeah, I know, its risky with her braces but she didn't cut me up at all. I just put my seed behind bars.
Behind Bars by Gator 8er February 19, 2020

behind bars = behind bars 

In other words, if you hang out too long on da local pub-stools tossing down tall frothies, you will likely end up "cooling off" in jail after participating in one or more drunken brawls, staggering about in public, committing an OUI offense, etc.
Ethan Couch's infamous drunk-driving event didn't even happen as a result of his being in a tavern --- i.e., he boozed it up while partying at a friend's house --- but he still wound up in a similar "behind bars = behind bars" situation.
behind bars = behind bars by QuacksO November 22, 2019

kids behind bars

The act of ejaculating onto your partners teeth. However, your partner would have braces, thus coining the term “kids behind bars
“Hey Steve! What happened with that lost 14 year old girl you found yesterday?”
“Oh I took her home and we put some kids behind bars
kids behind bars by w0n_t0n March 20, 2020

kids behind bars

The act of ejaculating onto your partner’s teeth during sexual climax. However, your partner would have braces on, this coining the term “kids behind bars
“Hey Steve! What did you do with that lost 14 year old girl you found?”
“Oh I took her home and we put some kids behind bars.”
kids behind bars by w0n_t0n March 20, 2020
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026