The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
A really hot sexy girl that has mysterious eyes only described as a precious ruby jem in the desert. She is like the princess in Aladdin only more american with an ass that is always popping out when she weres jeans. The moment you see her you want to grab and feel her like a nude marble statue. When she leaves your eyes you feel a desperate need to bond the mistress down and love her for eternity.
That girl in p.e is such a Betool , she made me hard bro.