befoul 

To make dirty or unpleasant.

Please excuse me, sir, but did you befoul this chair after eating that LaxMaster-Burrito™?

befoul by BlastMaster May 25, 2003

Befound

Bewilder + Dumbfound
The conjunction of the two words, usually to express double amounts of confusion and astonishment.

"did you just see that moose jump off the cliff?"
"yes, I sure did... and I'm completely befounded!"

"it befounds me how that 20 year old girl can be so smitten with an 8 year old kid!"

Befound by Regina Crazytown March 7, 2008

Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.

Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”

Befouled Bonathan by LargeDavid April 9, 2021

befoolery 

utter craziness; when someone's trying to be sneaky.

The fact that that chick tried to go to that concert without me was straight up befoolery.

befoolery by ClearBleac May 12, 2010

befouled

made dirty or foul; "a building befouled with soot"; "breathing air fouled and darkened with factory soot"

"... I made sweet sweet love to the pool table, which I later befouled"

befouled by Niraco September 7, 2005

betoul 

Egyptian word for Virgin. She is fiesty and hot tempered But she still manages to make a lot of friends. She is stunningly beautiful and boys LOVE her

Betoul's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

betoul by Tess of the d'Urbervills November 1, 2015

Befounded 

Literally 'To be found'. Used to describe something of wonder and astonishment in its discovery. Particularly in matters of love and poetry.

The admirer writes in his letter to K 'I feel sure we could find one of the greatest somethings ever befounded'

Befounded by Sunveiled January 7, 2012