beetle dung 

daddys long rod

i wanna see your beetle dung

beetle dung by nicklee taster December 5, 2017

Build a home for a dung beetle

To take a crap

-Yo i gotta go build a home for a dung beetle

-What?

-Drop a deuce

Build a home for a dung beetle by Theevilmonkey5 October 22, 2010

Dung Beetle 

After unprotected anal intercourse, when the head of the penis, more specifically the rim of the penis, is plastered with fecal matter.

"Man, that's the last time I'll be with that skeezer. She didn't wipe and gave me the worst Dung Beetle ever!!!!"

Dung Beetle by Gary Stone November 7, 2006

dung beetle abortion 

A style of low-rent abortion performed world-wide. A large dung beetle or similar insect is released into a woman's vagina to locate and eat the fetus. Often results in disease and/or internal damage.

Mozambique has many back-alley abortionists skilled in dung beetle abortion.

Carla had a dung beetle abortion done and the little motherfucker bit off her clit.

dung beetle abortion by jkey December 6, 2007

Dung Beetle 

...an organism that can get more followers on facebook than Glenn Beck...

...I saw on live news feed that two of my facebook friends had joined a facebook group supporting the proposition that the Dung Beetle can get more followers on facebook than Glenn Beck...

Dung Beetle by Little Hink February 17, 2010

Dung Beetle 

A wonderful insect which helps the world by rolling poop into delicate intricate balls. It is often farmed for clearing dung. Most people would die to adopt it. It's sooo cute!

Here, meet my pet which is a dung beetle.
She loves rolling your poop into ballssss.

Dung Beetle by DungoBeetle October 18, 2019

Dung Beetle 

While doing a chick doggie style, you slip both of your thumbs (with thumb nails touching) into her butthole. With both thumbs inserted in the anus, you click your thumb nails together thus, making a beetle sound.

I was banging Sandy from behind and she actually requested I give her a Dung Beetle.

Dung Beetle by kyle the one January 3, 2006