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John Beerman 

A man (who may or may not be named John) who enjoys drinking a vast quantity of beer at any occasion available.
John Beerman by zEd-man August 4, 2008
The greatest last name on the face of the earth and even the universe. If you have this name you instantly become a god once you go to college. Known to be able to drink copious amounts of alcohol in a single sitting. Also having this name will also help you out with the ladies ;)
Dude, did you see Beermann at that party last night? He was so fucking awsome! I wish I was just like him.
A medium extra thick cock, that pleases women more than a pencil penis.
OMG Kim!!! That guy from the bar last night had a beercan. I'm still sore.
Beercan by crazyworld_cr November 26, 2016

Beermance 

Having a Romance with Beer.
This is a love hate relationship. The morning after consuming too much beer you 'hate' it. but the following day your back in love with it.
I'm having a beermance.
He's having a beermance.
Beermance by By Grunt February 7, 2010

beerwanging 

A deeply sexual act involving a beer bottle and a funnel. It is the act of inserting the neck of the beer bottle into the vagina and emptying it inside of it. You then release the beer out of the vagina and drink it through the funnel.
guy: "hey, babe, you up for some intense beerwanging tonight? ;D "
girl: "wtf? is that even possible??"
guy: "it's worth a shot!"
beerwanging by huntamatoer May 14, 2011
Dis's is Jamaican for bacon
Yo fryin' tos egg's wit dat beercan
Beercan by stevieweavey May 25, 2006