beerporch

beer porch: n. a fully screened structure built for the express purpose of enjoying grain beverages in an open air setting, sans skeeter and other annoying members of the class insecta

I spent a couple hours on July 3rd surfin Jo Rule's house from the beerporch

by Lester Burnham July 16, 2005

beerworthy

A person who you can have a beer with, they are awesome like that.

" Mark Rampling is beerworthy" said taylor

by Mrblogger April 21, 2014

Beerpercut

The act of intentionally or accidentally uppercutting someone or self with a beer in hand.

"Last night while driving with a drunk bitch, After she cut the wheel and I was sipping my beer I was Beerpercutted."

by The Beerpercuttee September 5, 2011

beerxorcism

When the intoxicated becomes(or seems like they are) possessed by drunken demons and the only way for them to get sober is to call the beer priest.

Beerxorcisms are a common sight on weekend nights.

by insertopinionhere[ ] May 13, 2016

beerpocalypse

A catastrophe brought about by failed barley crops due to climate change limiting the availability of beer and causing massive price increases.

Earl might start believing in climate change after the beerpocalypse.

by Kenoir October 15, 2018