7 definitions by insertopinionhere[ ]

beerxorcism

When the intoxicated becomes(or seems like they are) possessed by drunken demons and the only way for them to get sober is to call the beer priest.

Beerxorcisms are a common sight on weekend nights.

by insertopinionhere[ ] May 14, 2016

Facebutt

1. Having a face tattooed on one's butt.
2. Having a pair of eyes on one or more butt-cheeks that when seen with the butt crack looks like a face.

3. Wrinkly or saggy butt that resembles a face.

1. Person: "I'm getting a facebutt tatoo of my girlfriend for Valentines Day to show how much I love her. "Other person:"AWWW that's so romantic."

2. Hey, check out my facebutt! I got it at the facebutt painting booth!

3. One time I walked in on my grandparents while they were naked and I saw their facebutts.

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by insertopinionhere[ ] May 13, 2016

orangutan orgy

1. Orgy with lots of tan hairy people.
2. Orgy with orangutans.

1. Guy :" Can I participate in your orangutan orgy?" Other Guy: "Sorry, you need hair to cover at least 95% percent of your body. But I like your tan." Guy :" Dang...Thanks"

2. Zookeeper: "From now on we can only keep two orangutans in our exhibits, otherwise they have orangutan orgies all day.

by insertopinionhere[ ] May 13, 2016

Asschitecture

Butt cheeks shaped building design.

Check that asschitecture out!

by insertopinionhere[ ] May 13, 2016

Jurassic jerk

1. A dino-sized jerk.

2. Being sexual aroused and pleasuring your-self to dinosaurs.

1. Some people on urban dictionary are jurassic jerks.

2. Everytime he watches Jurassic Park he locks himself in his room to jurassic jerk.

by insertopinionhere[ ] May 14, 2016

Blue Oyster Cult cult

Fan Base of the rock band Blue Oyster Cult.

BOC fan:"After listening to a few albums I have decided to join the Blue Oyster Cult cult. How can I join?"

BOC cultist: "You can pledge your soul to the Blue Oyster Church and they'll send you your complementary Kool-aid.

BOC fan: "Can i just listen to them without making any commitments?

BOC cultist: "I suppose....but you won't get any kool-aid."

by insertopinionhere[ ] May 14, 2016

toilet rumor

Passing gossip while on a toilet in a stall or while on the phone.

I went into the bathroom and overheard toilet rumors and farts.

by insertopinionhere[ ] May 16, 2016