dumbpocalypse

The final destruction of critical thinking and rational thought by the use of social media and the rise short attention spans as foretold in books.

The closing of books stores across the country is but one sign of the coming dumbpocalypse.

by Kenoir October 30, 2020

beerpocalypse

A catastrophe brought about by failed barley crops due to climate change limiting the availability of beer and causing massive price increases.

Earl might start believing in climate change after the beerpocalypse.

by Kenoir October 15, 2018

Antstravaganza

When your picnic is overrun by ants.

"We got to move this picnic inside. It's turned into an antstravaganza!"

by Kenoir June 18, 2016