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Beer Ponce 

Someone who enjoys (and will go to great lengths to seek out) real/craft beer at the expense of substandard, mass-produced fayre. They will often denigrate popular beer brands and judge the character of a person based on the ales they drink.
"Don't get Big Steve a Carlsberg - he's a beer ponce and will think you're a generic knobhead. He'll get apoplectic if you unironically say 'Carlsberg is probably the best beer in the world' - so get a pint of that 'Monk's Relish' porter instead"
Beer Ponce by theslaughterhouseblog December 28, 2019
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Beer Poncho 

The false sense of warmness that comes from drinking enough beer when it is cold outside, thus causing you to think wearing a jacket is not necessary.
It was only 40 degrees at the football game, but Jim's beer poncho kept him warm all night.
Beer Poncho by Janarchy August 26, 2009