beer emergency

The condition in which no more beer is present for consumption.

Dude, we've got a fucking beer emergency, go collect some money from people. We need to go on a beer run immediately.

by mstrOfDisaster July 6, 2006

beer emergency

n. (bEER uh-mEr-jen-Cy) nicknamed emergency for the sole purpose of stealing your friends away from home to drink an 18-pack (or any large amount of beer) in thiry minutes. Then following this you return back to your previous activity.

"Yo bro we have a beer emergency and we need you immediately."

by Benny D November 8, 2005

Emergency beer

In the aftermath of a party, or other social event, the remnants of all of the opened beers (all different kinds) that were left lying around are poured into a gallon jug in case of a beer emergency.

Don't forget to add to the emergency beer before getting rid of those containers.

by Urban Defender May 15, 2019

Emergency beer bulge

a backup bulge of beer

yo? i forgot my emergency beer bulge!

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020