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A rather plump and juicy lengthened penis.
Man 1:"Ah yes, I stuck my beefuh inside of her."
Man 2:"Nice dude!"
Or
Man 1:"Oh yeah she totally wants my beefuh."
Man 2: "Yeah dude! She can't resist you!."

Lastly

Women 1: "How was Carlos last night?"
Women 2: "He was alright, kinda a bit of a pistol shrimp tho."
Women 1: "What about Marcus?"
Women 2: "Oh yeah, he got a BIG ass beefuh!"
Beefuh by Mr. Simone May 12, 2022
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your very close best friend
ex. trish and makayla are beefuhs
beefuh by goat and lam March 14, 2021
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Beefwhore 

A common word to describe someone as a Baby Back Basic Bitch. Also known as a b4, beefhore, befur. Use this when letting some bitch know how basic they be!!
Schitz you are a beefwhore (b4) for locking the keys in the van!!
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Captain Beefheart 

Captain Beefheart (aka Don Van Vliet) and The Magic Band produced what is commonly regarded by critics and fans as one of rock's few truly original bodies of work. Combining elements of free jazz, blues and rock, they produced something distinctly different from anything which had ever been heard before, and heavily influenced a wide range of later musicians such as Tom Waits, PJ Harvey and John Lydon.

In the words of Frank Zappa, "Listen, be quiet and pay attention to this man's music, because if you don't, you might miss something important and we wouldn't want that to happen to you. You need all the friends you can get."

Quite simply the most original and greatest musician of the last 100 years.
You've never heard of Beefheart? You must be fucking lame.
Captain Beefheart by russxl February 1, 2005
Quite simply when the Missus sits astride and hammers her flaps on your face!
Geez the wife gave me a right old beefhat last night!
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beefcheesin 

the act of fucking with someone in a sense of clowning on them or just fucking around in a general sense
if you dont agree to publish this, your beefcheesin the fuck outta me.
you beefcheesin me bruh?
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beefsheets 

A broad's large boxlipps, often sticking way out.
That pig had gigantic beefsheets.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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