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A rather plump and juicy lengthened penis.
Man 1:"Ah yes, I stuck my beefuh inside of her."
Man 2:"Nice dude!"
Or
Man 1:"Oh yeah she totally wants my beefuh."
Man 2: "Yeah dude! She can't resist you!."

Lastly

Women 1: "How was Carlos last night?"
Women 2: "He was alright, kinda a bit of a pistol shrimp tho."
Women 1: "What about Marcus?"
Women 2: "Oh yeah, he got a BIG ass beefuh!"
Beefuh by Mr. Simone May 12, 2022
Urban Dictionary Merch
your very close best friend
ex. trish and makayla are beefuhs
beefuh by goat and lam March 14, 2021
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Beefwhore 

A common word to describe someone as a Baby Back Basic Bitch. Also known as a b4, beefhore, befur. Use this when letting some bitch know how basic they be!!
Schitz you are a beefwhore (b4) for locking the keys in the van!!
Beefwhore by Beeferita July 11, 2015

Captain Beefheart 

Captain Beefheart (aka Don Van Vliet) and The Magic Band produced what is commonly regarded by critics and fans as one of rock's few truly original bodies of work. Combining elements of free jazz, blues and rock, they produced something distinctly different from anything which had ever been heard before, and heavily influenced a wide range of later musicians such as Tom Waits, PJ Harvey and John Lydon.

In the words of Frank Zappa, "Listen, be quiet and pay attention to this man's music, because if you don't, you might miss something important and we wouldn't want that to happen to you. You need all the friends you can get."

Quite simply the most original and greatest musician of the last 100 years.
You've never heard of Beefheart? You must be fucking lame.
Captain Beefheart by russxl February 1, 2005
Quite simply when the Missus sits astride and hammers her flaps on your face!
Geez the wife gave me a right old beefhat last night!

beefhat by Andy and Dave July 20, 2006

beefcheesin 

the act of fucking with someone in a sense of clowning on them or just fucking around in a general sense
if you dont agree to publish this, your beefcheesin the fuck outta me.
you beefcheesin me bruh?
beefcheesin by chance shugg October 16, 2019

beefsheets 

A broad's large boxlipps, often sticking way out.
That pig had gigantic beefsheets.
beefsheets by Cardinal September 17, 2004
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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