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Beef House 

Initially a play on the word "beach house", during the housing market crash, middle aged bachelors began pooling their resources to buy or rent high end luxury beach houses in Florida and California. Later, it became a term applied to any house being rented or lived in by multiple bachelors
I hear Dave just moved into that nice beach house with three of his old war buddies.

With that many single guys living there it is more like a beef house than a beach house
Beef House by jackburton420 April 15, 2020

beefhole 

1. a hole in some beef
2. the greatest website in existence
3. it should be quite obvious by now what a beefhole is
"whats up with mike man?"
"i dont know, hes acting like such a fucking beefhole!"
beefhole by mr body massage machine October 23, 2004

beefhound 

A more sexually active, and disease carrying version of a slampig.
jen is always on the prowl for some dick, she is quite the beefhound, i'd use a rubber.
beefhound by mike birkman March 3, 2008

beefnose 

what you say to someone if they have an irregularly large nose and it looks quite ridiculous compared to the rest of their face.
Tam you're such a beefnose hahaha!
beefnose by Bgs Crew January 4, 2005

Bedihouse 

What they call it when your mom tucks you in when you're in your 20's.
James, I made your bedihouse downstairs.
Bedihouse by Brian Johnson February 10, 2005

Peaceful Beefhole 

When an individual farts out cum and absolutely no sound is projected out of the butthole aka (beefhole)
It was so nice watching Matt eat the peaceful beefhole in the sunset last night.
Peaceful Beefhole by Fullc7ip April 8, 2015
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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