beefcurtain

A womans Genital region..
a vagina

"Eww i can totally see your beefcurtain when you wear that skirt"
"Your Beefcurtain looks a bit moist today!"

by Jiovani August 21, 2006

fuzzy beef curtain

The Fuzzy beef curtain is a sex act in which 2 older males (Or more) use a tube to insert diarrhoea into other males penis holes. After which they have done finishing , all males ejaculate, spouting the diarrhoea on the one male in the middle creating a curtain like pattern all around his body

I walked in on my granddad and his older male friends pulling off the fuzzy beef curtain

by Memer tremer March 29, 2016

beefcurtains

the prominent lips or labia minora of a woman's vulva especially the kind which protrude beyond the outer lips such as to form a set of fleshy window curtains around her vagina. Also called batwings after the style of old fashioned Western Saloon doors seen in cowboy movies.

The porn starlet spread her beefcurtains to take on the well-hung stud.

by ansoanon August 16, 2005

beef curtain

Big saggy pussy lips that can be brown or pink, and serves as a nice blanket for a cock on a cold wintry day.

Being stuck in a blizzard, I was very thankful my girlfriend had her warm beef curtains to keep my dick from getting frost-bitten and fall off.

by Queefmaster98 December 28, 2005

dirty beef curtain

A vagina that is used frequently; rode hard and put away wet.

We were just about to have sex so I went down to check out the merchandise but all I found was a dirty beef curtain.

by Ms. Roxx July 1, 2006

Beef-Curtain

Large, flappy labia.

"Dude, look at those hangers! She's sporting a real beef curtain."

by G-Dawg May 27, 2003

roast beef curtain

A visual description of the labia minora resembling a thinly sliced piece of rare roast beef hanging like a drape. This resemblance is more pronounce on women whose labia minora overhangs her labia majora leaving the edges darker in tone to the pink or ruby color of the inner vagina. Most commonly used when referring to cunnilingus or "going down" on your girl, a particularly pleasurable form of foreplay.

"Hey baby, you mind if I taste me some of your roast beef curtain?"

"I'm takin' her home for some roast beef curtain. Know wha'I'm sayin'?"

"Maybe I could have a bit of your roast beef curtain while I wait for Mr. Viagra?"

by Frankie Mathers November 6, 2008