bednapped

The state of being held hostage by your bed

I can't come into work today as I've been bednapped.

My bed is refusing to let me leave it this morning

bednapped by Mandzcuz April 15, 2016

Bejapped 

When something appears to be enjoyable, interesting, or legit from afar, but after closer inspection, you find that the object or situation is in reality, boring, broken, or just plain shitty.

Ogard: "Hey, want to go to a concert with me tonight?"

Phyllis: "Yeah, sure, who's playing?"

Ogard: "You'll see when we get there."

-at the concert-

Ogard: "I hope you like Fall Out Boy!"

Phyllis: "This situation is bejapped..."

Bejapped by fuzzyrainbow February 28, 2009

tednapped 

To be accosted unwittingly and involuntarily by one's boss, Ted, and held captive for several meaningless hours. To be forced to listen to circular logic and endless blathering. To be held under duress and forced to listen to sentences beginning with, "...and because...". See also: McSuckIt.

CO-WORKER 1: "What happened to you at lunch?"
CO-WORKER 2: "Aww, shit, man...I got Tednapped."

"I was Tednapped for approximately 1 hour and therefore unprepared for my morning meeting. AGAIN."

CO-WORKER 1: "I got Tednapped by McSuckIt because you were out sick!"
CO-WORKER 2: "Sorry, dude."

"I took a Tednapping for the team."

tednapped by Hilda Von Tednap June 19, 2006

rednapped 

One ugly mutha fucker, that looks like Harry Rednapp !!
A person who has a face like car crash victim.

To be beaten and left with a face like Harry Rednap , also know as a Wilson

To be Rednapped is too have a scary face that scare's children

That guy was so badly beaten he looked Harry Rednap
ye he was Rednapped !

rednapped by Jamie Rednap September 16, 2007

Bugnapped 

Holding a bug hostage and/or against its will.

Johnny: oh hey wanna see the bugs I kept
Mark: uhm isnt that bugnapping? You bugnapped those poor bugs, let them go Johnny

Bugnapped by NOITISNT February 20, 2020

Bicnapped

The action of a lighter being stolen.

I stopped letting people use my lighter because it's always getting bicnapped.

Bicnapped by Vin-Diesel June 4, 2010